Reader's Jokes

We have been getting alot of jokes sent to us recently.  So many in fact that we are starting a new series of posts called "Reader's Jokes."  Send those jokes in and we will try and post them ASAP.  Email your jokes to semi.madman@gmail.com.  THANKS!!!

Our first joke is from Christian who lives in Germany. 

A German guy is at the French border.

The French customs officer asks him some questions.

-Name?

-Karl Schmidt.

-Place of Residence?

-Munich.

-Occupation?

-Oh, no, no. I'm just visiting.