A Dis-Tastefully Poor Joke!

I picked up this girl the other night and she took me back to her house where things got hot and heavy very quickly. I bent her over the kitchen table and started going at it when suddenly we heard the front door open. "Oh shit , it's my boyfriend ! " she exclaimed "Quick, use the backdoor."

Now it's at about this time I probably should have left but you just don't get an offer like that every day.